New Ice Cream Flavor called Critical Race Theory

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Rumor has it that Ben and Jerry are working on a new ice cream flavor called Critical Race Theory. Problems arose when it was determined that vanilla ice cream is racist. Historians at the company are working to prove that chocolate ice cream came to America in 1619 and not 1776. In the end, chocolate and vanilla ice cream swirl was ruled out due to incompatibility.

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