The Devil Went Down To Georgia Looking For An Election That Was Real

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The Devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin’ for an election that was real.

The Republicans were in a bind ’cause they were way behind, after the Dems did the steal.

When he came across this young man ballin’ at a voter booth, voting at his spot.

The Devil jumped up on the election stump and said “Boy, let me tell you what.”

“I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a Republican too.”

“And if you’d care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you.”

“Now you solve a pretty good riddle, boy, but give the Devil a clue.”

“The Dems have stole your vote, and have you by the throat, ’cause they think they’re better than you.”

The voter said, “My name’s Johnny, and the Republicans will win.”

“But I’ll take your bet; the election is set ’cause I’m voting with my kin.”

The voter is holding up his vote and claiming his ballot card.

But Hell’s broke loose in Georgia ’cause the Devil spotted fraud.

And if the Dems sin and steal the win, then hell on earth is foretold,

They’ll steal control of the Senate, the only way they’ll get it, and put it in their fold.

The Devil clicked his black inked pen and said, “I’ll start this show.”

And fire flew from his fingertips as he raised up his vote.

As he put the ballot in the machine and it made an evil hiss.

An band of Dems joined in and made the vote just switch.

When the Devil finished, the voter said, “Well, that looked like some fun.”

“But sit down in that chair right there and let me protect your right to own a gun.”

The Devil bowed his head because he knew the Republicans had been beat.

So he laid his voter registration card on the ground at the voter’s feet.

The Devil said, “Poor voter, just come on back if you ever wanna see it again,

‘Cause I’ve told you once –the Dems are so corrupt– They’ll do anything to win.”

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