Elizabeth Warren Is Not An Indian For Heaven’s Sake

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Elizabeth Warren Is Not An Indian For Heaven Sakes

Elizabeth Warren looks like she is gearing up to run for president. Instead of taking the normal DNA test that we all take, Warren got a foremost expert to search high and low for Native American DNA. You see if she took the normal test that we all take, that American Indian DNA would not have registered in the results. Elizabeth had to find an Indian hunter to crawl back ten generation looking for the money shot we all know she was looking for. The woman is 95% European for heaven sakes, but she still claims her native status.

Barring some revelation about the guy who did the test and his political leanings, I’d say the results are clear, the woman is a white European American. President Trump does not owe this woman a million dollars for her charity. Trump famously said, “We will take that little kit – but we have to do it gently. Because we’re in the #MeToo generation, we have to do it gently,” the president went on. “And we will very gently take that kit, and slowly toss it, hoping it doesn’t injure her arm, and we will say: I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you’re an Indian.”

The real story here is that Elizabeth Warren thinks she could be president. I’m not sure on what planet or dimension that resides in, but it will be so fun following the dozens of people who will no doubt go for the Democrat nomination for president. It will be a cartoon graveyard of tired out Baby Boomers who will get in the mix. That generation just can’t grow old gracefully. They just won’t go away, more to plunder.

How the press handled this news was shameful. Warren has less Native American in her than the average European American here in the U.S., yet the press allowed her to claim victory. The left-wing press claimed that she is an Indian after all. Of course, you can guess what cable channels were bathing in that skullduggery and which cable channel called this for what it is, a lie.

C. Rich
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