A funeral has been scheduled sometime in the near future for small government.
Services will be held on behalf of the free market, small government, and individual freedom societies around midday.
Burial will commence a short time thereafter. Presiding over the burial services will be the high priest of the painful truth.
The deceased leaves behind a family of three hundred million people and is survived by the hopes and dreams of capitalism.
Hors Doeuvres will be served after the burial service by the proud executives of the top three automakers.