Pretty much from the get-go I have called Casey Anthony practically every name in the book. I even invented a few of my own over the past months and even wrote a scathing article so profane laden that the Pope would have a heart attack reading it. It sits in a frame on my wall forever reminding me of the evil she is. However, after Casey confessed for stealing money from Amy Huizenga in an Orange County Florida courtroom recently, we now have a new and legitimate name to call her. Felon.

Casey Anthony. Felon. That has got a ring to it don’t it? I think it does. George and Cindy, listen up. You now have a felon for a daughter. Lee, guess what? Your sister is a felon. I am sorry, folks, but I like that word. Especially when it is attached to Casey Anthony. What I really find sort of ironic is that those charges she plead guilty to will be adjudicated. Which means the prosecution can use that against her in the upcoming murder trial. The main event. Scheduled for sometime in 2011, because of the defense and their trigger happy fingers pressing the frivolous motion gun.

With all that time until then, there is still the civil trial with the Zanaida Gonzalas lady, who Casey accused stealing her daughter. Imagine. A thief accusing someone of stealing. Casey is also a proven liar, but states the prosecution is lying. Do you see the pattern here? I liked way back in the beginning of all this when Cindy Anthony proclaimed that after all was said and done, we will see that her daughter, Casey Anthony, will be looked at as mother of the year. I still laugh at that even today. No way, Cindy. Sorry to bust your bubble, but a MOTY cannot be a felon. Sorry. I did it again. I am beginning to think I can’t help myself.

One thing to have solace in is that when I call her certain names, I do realize that some may not be official until after her conviction in the main event. It is still a question of alleged until then. When she received that giant red stamp in her criminal record saying, “convicted” Casey’s title became official. It was as if she was knighted into the kingdom of lowlifes who dwell in the world of felonious wanderers. Not being able to vote or do other things that normal Americans, who haven’t committed felonies, can do. She might as well be an outcast from our society.

Well, with her sitting in jail she practically has been cast out. If she gets convicted in the main event, Casey will be removed from society for good. Whether it is for the rest of her life or, for her life, remains to be seen. What is certain is that this witch will not be able to see any more of society. Therefore, ceasing the continuance of wreaking harm. And that, my friends, is always a good thing. Sorry, Martha. Hey, you’re a felon too. Martha Stewart, felon, meet Casey Anthony, felon.

Jeff Payne

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