I’m not kidding, what on Earth has this guy done with this opportunity to run this nation? Just tell me one single accomplishment in the last year. It is almost like we don’t even have a president.

I know we have this dog and pony show going around the world like a traveling circus. Look, Planet Earth, we elected a black guy. So the hell what. I am so over that. What has the first black president done? Clearly not a single damn thing. The winner of the Ms. America Pageant seems weirdly close to what we have in our presidency now. Just someone going around making speeches saying “look I won” is all that seems to be going on here. The lack of executive governing here is breathtaking.

It looks like the guy simply refuses to do his job. The excuses parade marches on, but not one thing has been even close to being accomplished. This was clearly a mistake on our part as Americans, this man never ran anything before and now it shows. This was a thundering bad mistake and I say again three years out, we will never reelect this man in a million years. Maybe he’ll do the right thing and not even run again.

We really do need someone who can get things done. This president is utterly boring to follow. He just doesn’t do anything. If you’re honest, you have to admit this president is so very boring. It is one big yawn from coast to coast.

I know I can’t be alone when I say I do miss George Bush, the excitement following his presidency and the brilliance of Karl Rove. David Axelrod could never hold Karl Rove’s jockstrap when it comes to running things. Karl never bored us or wasted their time in the White House.

Maybe we’d have more luck with a Chinamen next time or maybe an Eskimo or something. Maybe there is some indigenous  Native Indian on a prairie somewhere we could parade around the world. You know, keep up this “we are so enlightened” thing to the rest of  humanity.  I’m sure we can find someone else to bow down before a Japanese Emperor or a Saudi King or God knows what else.

I’ll try to stomach all that, just as long as the guy does something. Maybe we could put the voting booths in casinos and serve Chinese food next time. Yeah, a pint of HOPE soup and some CHANGE for the slot machines.

C. Rich

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