Casey Anthony showed up in court nearly fifty pounds overweight. She showed clear signs of serious depression and was very emotional crying several times while in court. In addition, she clearly has no love left for her parents, who’s own words will be used by the state to try to convict her. I’m sure that is no fun.

I got a bunch of calls from guys at the gym telling me to turn on the TV. They were yelling, “Casey is not hot anymore!” and “Look at all the weight she gained.” and “She waddled into court.” Man, the same guys who were drooling over her just a year ago, were now throwing her under the bus in a neutral system second. It was something to hear, I must say.

So I turn on my TV and saw Casey in some physical state that made her look like a completely different person. A shocking free fall of sexiness, the guys said. Also, that made the women who hated her, smile bigger than the sun. You thought the guys were bad. The e-mails I got from the ladies, who were so jealous of her looks, were glowing with ha-ha.

Now being a man who likes cushion for the pushin’, I was not turned off by her weight gain. In fact, I think it is unfair that men can gain weight but woman are held to a completely different standard. The truth is Casey looks fine to me with the weight gain.

I was more caught off guard about how she appeared to be mentally. It is clear to me that all this unfair treatment and mishandling of this case has worn her down. The jail got caught trying to videotape her and trick her, the state is playing games with the death penalty with her circumstantial case and her defense team can’t seem to get this trial moved to a city where she could have a fair trial. All and all, not even Wonder Woman could handle this crashing pressure.

I’d like to apologize to Casey Anthony publicly. If my lack of writing on this case over the last few months contributed in anyway to her depression or weight gain, I am sorry. If the only writer out there who shines light on what a weak case the state has takes a sabbatical, then there is reason for depression and weight gain. I’m all she’s got. Everyone wants to hang her and all I can see is the weakest death penalty case I’ve seen in years.

Casey Anthony needs me. This is clear. So I’m going to make this offer. For every ten pounds Casey loses, I, C. Rich, will write a brilliant article publicly exposing unseen angles in this ridiculous case. The way I see it, this is at least five articles. The only reason why I want her to lose the weight is to silence the mob of ha-ha woman who send me e-mails. I think she looks fine physically. I just don’t want the state to destroy a human being and get away with it. Particularly when the state is trying to strap down some woman to a gurney and give her a lethal injection.

The truth is, when they can’t even prove if the child was murdered or even that the defendant was even there, prosecutorial pride and prejudice has gone too far.

C. Rich

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