The White House has been caught spamming the people of the United States of America. Your president is a spammer. Forget that this is all against the law for them to do. That this is a crime.

The Supreme Court already has spoken on whether the White House can compile lists like this. Let us forget all about that abiding by the law stuff. We know they are all above the law. I rather focus on the fact that our president is a spammer or junk mail king.

I wonder; will there be a Spam Czar? My president spams people. Where did he get the money to pay for this very important function of government? If I call him a spammer, does that make me a racist? Is there any profiling in spamming? Do they spam whites more than blacks? Is there a racial component to spamming?

Does spam give me hope and change? Are these the spammers we have all been waiting for? Is universal spamming on the horizon? Can I turn in my clunker spam for a greener form of spam? Were they just handed this spam problem over from the Bush Administration? Does spam contribute to the national debt? Does spamming cause global warming?

These are all very good questions for the Spammer and Chief. One last question. Should I look forward to White House pop-ups on my computer screen?

C. Rich

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