After the long protracted legal battle, Casey Anthony walked out of jail today wearing a stunning Chanel dress highlighting her perfect body. Fireworks were set off in the streets of Orlando and thousands of supporters met her on the streets to welcome her back to freedom. She spoke briefly to the crowd thanking them for their support through this whole misunderstanding.

A limo awaited her to take her to the Oprah show and all the rounds of public appearances including a Barbara Walters Special. She has a few days to make the rounds on all the different television shows before she has to go to the photo shoot with Playboy where they paid her two million dollars to take it all off, for the millions of red blooded males awaiting her beautiful naked body.

Casey’s acquittal came fast when the case against her fell apart. The prosecutor lost the case almost from the beginning when the state was unable to even get a coroner to determine a cause of death for Caylee. It was hard to convict someone of murder when the state couldn’t even prove how the child died, let alone whether she was murdered or not. The state had little chance of conviction when they couldn’t even produce one eyewitness to this so-called crime. Prosecutors couldn’t even tie the remains of the child’s body to Casey at all. They didn’t have one shred of evidence connecting Casey with the remains. All forensic evidence was worthless when it was determined that all the hairs found in the trunk of the car, were not decomposed. Only one single hair, was even in a decomposed state and that could have fell in the trunk at any time.

The whole case was circumstantial and justice prevailed when the American legal system and its process shined bright. Orlando was publicly humiliated when they tried to send someone to the death chamber and had nothing to even prove the person was even there at the time of the death. After all the media exposure and lynching of Casey’s character, the poor mother of a dead child was released to mourn in freedom.

Word of a pending Hollywood big budget movie was the talk on the streets. There was even talk of Revlon making her the spokesperson for a new line of make up for classy woman with beautiful skin.

One writer from America Speaks Ink was the first to even start to question the case against Casey. When a public opinion became more like a lynch mob. The writer C. Rich was the first voice in the wilderness to even question whether the state even had a case at all. This break in the glass ceiling allowed news organizations everywhere and radio shows to start to look at the Casey case in a whole new light. Rumors abound that C. Rich will be awarded a Pulitzer Prize for his articles on the Casey case. It was his bravery to write alternative views on the Casey case that lead the people to come out of their fog and look at the legal part of the case with an open mind.

A special candle light dinner was planned for C. Rich and Casey at an undisclosed restaurant sometime in the near future. Casey credits the writings of C. Rich as the rock that got her through this difficult time. Rumors of these two becoming the new Hollywood power couple was squashed when C. Rich’s wife found out about all of this and threatened to kill him with duct tape and a heart sticker. C. Rich took her threats seriously when he discover on his wife’s credit card, a purchase for a bottle of chloroform.

Maybe this is the fantasy world C. Rich is in, when one looks into his deranged mind.

The Captain

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