Going to the chapel and we’re going to get married. Going to the chapel and we’re going to get married. Gee, I really love you and we’re going to get married. Going to the Chapel of love . . .

In a bizarre twist in the very strange Haleigh Cummings case, the father Ron has decided to throw a party and get hitched. That’s right, a wedding in the middle of a child abduction case. Can you imagine how special his wedding night will be? You heard it right. There will be no more shacking up with minors for Ron Cummings. He is going to marry the minor. With written permission from her “obviously intelligent” parents, Misty is going to have her first wedding smack dab in the middle of a child abduction case. Oh the memories she’ll have.

Someone please get her a beautiful white dress. I’m sure this whole thing is a sound decision made by rational people. Ron couldn’t possibly be worried about his own skin when it was revealed to the world that he was having sex with an under-age girl. No, No! I’m sure his only focus is his daughter. He couldn’t possibly be trying to cover his tracks with mommy and daddy’s permission slip.

How about a round of applause for Misty’s parents? Why not have their daughter have her first wedding in the middle of all this? Wouldn’t we all do that? To give written permission to Ron for marriage in the middle of all this sounds like another parental great decision from this clan. These people are giants among men. Why didn’t we think of something like this? Oh if only we had Shakespeare around to write a beautiful ending to this love story.

C. Rich

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